How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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nice shorts.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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That's what he said.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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