- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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