What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Brittney Spears

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Dani Barton = Stupid

What is 6 plus 9? 15

The jets are a good team..

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

A black succeeds

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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