A Jew returns change.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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The government makes a good decision

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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