Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Penis

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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