A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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