a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Women's rights

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Real jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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