Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Sea World Japan.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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i have 2 penises

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Brett Farve

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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a black guy leaves prison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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