An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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johann grayson being liked

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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