- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

...Jack Vale

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Noah is Smart.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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