Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Your life That's the joke

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Herman Cain

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

A baby seal walks into a club

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Potato salad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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