What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

beiber i straight

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Penis

sixty....eight.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Lets make like trees and stand still

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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