A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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anus soup

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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