Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Robin, get in the car.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Obamacare!

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

What will happen when a black person die they die

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What did the mole say? Nothing

your all shit at jokes

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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