Benevolent villain.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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poop.........

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hi

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Hitler

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Child Prostitution.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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