A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Anti jokes are funny

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

josh simpson has cancer

Haha pizza

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

Why....... Because.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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