It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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hi im paul!

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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