What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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A black succeeds

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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