Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

im jewish

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Pickle!

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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