Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Benevolent villain.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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poop.........

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Hitler

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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