A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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cheese

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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