What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Nickelback

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Freedom of Speech

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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