"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Child Prostitution.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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