YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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SPAMS!!!

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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The geese of Growmore

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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