Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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