How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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