The chicken crossed the road.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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