What time is it? 10:58

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Dear John,

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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So dont touch it

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