What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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^that joke's not funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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