if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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^that joke's not funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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AROUND

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Women rights.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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