Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

I love boobs

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

A horse walks into a bar...n

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

God is religiously proven to be real

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Chaney is a dumb b****

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

black people. that is all...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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