Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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