- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

throbbing slobber

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

what is patrick wilson? smart

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Women's rights

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Obamacare!

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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