One Big Ass Mistake America

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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I love boobs

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Jewish People

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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SAY

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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