What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Your life That's the joke

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Baseball

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

An Irishman stays home

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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