- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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