Dallas Cowboys

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Bing

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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A Jew returns change.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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