- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

Water, please.

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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