How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Baseball

jokes r dumb

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Why were corners made? For crying.

Dallas Cowboys

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Working hard or hardly working????

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

Anti Joke

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