- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

two fish are in a tank.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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