Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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I won the game.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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