Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

did you ever see a butter fly?

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

One Big Ass Mistake America

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Punchline.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

steves legs

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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