Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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This is not Will Smith.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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