A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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hi

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Womens rights.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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