- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Frown is a four letter word.

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