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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Herman Cain

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Guess what? Chicken butt

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

A fat man buys a salad

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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