what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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A fat man buys a salad

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Justin Bieber

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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