What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Slavery lol

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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