A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Wanna hear a joke? No.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

knock knock you may come in

thumb_up thumb_down +24

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

minorities

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

thumb_up thumb_down +22

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

thumb_up thumb_down +20

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Punchline.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

thumb_up thumb_down +18

whats funny? ebola and 911

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops