- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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