A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

penisface

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

. Deez nuts Ok

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

your face.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

No

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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