- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

you wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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