Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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dead babies

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Pickle!

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Tacos

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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