- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

My sister has to take a dump

haha.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

Mmmm, donuts

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

Women Drivers.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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