Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Why did the bunny eat his food

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Jewish People

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Baseball

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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