- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

A women walks out of a kitchen.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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