A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Lebron Traveled

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Anti Joke

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