What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Tacos

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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womans rights

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Jewish People

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Star Wars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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