why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

want to go home? yea

People Eating Tasty Animals

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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