Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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lol

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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