Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

hi my name is? joe

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

Is Carly smart? No.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Penis

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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