- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

S.O.P.A

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

if it's friday, it must be China

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

Baaaaaaahhhhhh

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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