- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Chuck Norris died.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

knock knock come in

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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