Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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dead babies

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Tacos

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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