Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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