- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Tacos

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Women"s Rights

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Time flies like a banana.

sweaty black guy

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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