So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm. He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on! The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?" The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my white flag!"

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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