- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

Mmmm, donuts

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

Adam Sandler.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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