- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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