- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Knock Knock. Go away!

Womens Rights.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Women's rights.

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