The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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There is a car full of black people.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Ben is gay

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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come along children

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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i have 2 penises

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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