- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

if it's friday, it must be China

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

i heart wiener

Religion

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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