What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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go go gadget

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Womens rights

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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what time is it rape time

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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