whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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