A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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A ginger rapping.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Write your own

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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I can't think of a joke!

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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