Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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