Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

come along children

Ben is gay

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Mmmm, donuts

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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