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Knock Knock Good one...

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

The horse said "nay."

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Religion

james schmitt whats your last name

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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