What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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barack osama

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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