- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Freddie Mercurys teeth

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

gay marriage.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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