- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Tacos

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

i hate you.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

womans rights

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Please don't rape me.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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