- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Exactly what?

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Windows Vista

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

pubic lice.

steves legs

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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